Just To Make Things Clearer...
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10x10 cell.
@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6x6 cubicle.
@ PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for.
@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off.
@ WORK
For good behavior, you get more work.
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
@ WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet.
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat.
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.
@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to got to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens.
@ WORK
They are called "managers."
