Simple, have the Assistant District Manager coordinate a Hawaiian-themed beach party, print up some nametag labels with your birth name translated into Hawaiian, leis, bring in a pool volleyball net and throw in some beach balls, bocce balls, limbo music, catered food and refreshments, balloons, and...
Sorry, no sand, because we have to clean this place up before we turn over the keys to the owner and...
Sorry, no water, but someone suggested setting the sprinklers on (jokingly, of course) and...
Sorry, no palm trees either, and...
Hang loose and have fun!
Who says government employees can't have fun once in a while?
