Wednesday, December 31, 2008

2008: A YEAR IN REVIEW

January 1: New Year's resolution: Have fun. Weight 198.
January 17: The spa is delivered. 102 degrees...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

February 1: The cage is delivered. Our own personal weightlifting equipment!
February 3: We watch our first Super Bowl game between the Giants and Patriots at Glendale, AZ.
February 18: Snowshoe hike to Inspiration Point in YNP.
February 19: The dishwasher is installed.

March 17: Not only St. Patrick's Day and my mom's birthday, but it is also the first day of my CWS (eight 9-hour days and one 8-hour day with one Friday off every two weeks).

April 5: Journey to the geographical center of California near North Fork, CA. We stand on the bench marker.
April 19: We hike to Yosemite Falls. Awesome!

May 2: We go to our first professional baseball game to watch the Fresno Grizzlies defeat the Omaha Royals, 6-4.
May 8: The Chevy turns 50,000 miles.
May 8: The propane tank is filled.
May 18: We hike to the cables at Half Dome. Thwarted again.

June 24: The leg press machine arrives. Our home gym system is complete.

July 14: Our first wedding anniversary is spent in Lone Pine, CA.
July 17: Pam and I along with Dave make it to the top of Mt. Whitney and back in 15:51. Thunder, lightning, rain, snow and sleet. What a "fun" hike. Thank you, Dave and Jane!
July 23: First day of Pam and me carpooling.
July 31: I get a temporary crown.

August 29: Delilah is taken away from us.
August 30: The family takes a tour of the Sierra Byway. Me, Pam, and Mom and Pop cruise in the Lincoln. We stop in Bass Lake to meet up with some family.

September 2: Pam solves her very first Sudoku puzzle.
September 7: We get another cat, Bandit.
September 11: Grass fire near the house. The CDF to the rescue. Thank you, fire crews.
September 13: We hike WPNRT. We drive the "Loop" from home to Fresno to Bakersfield to Mojave to Lone Pine to Tioga Pass to home.
September 25: I get a gold crown on my lower right molar.
September 26: We camp at Tuolumne Meadows for the last weekend of the season.

October 4: First heavy rain of the season.
October 10 and 11: Wawona Campground. Snow and brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
October 13: Our first year in our home.
October 20: I buy Pam a new ironing board. The old one would just drop to the floor without warning. Smashing toes and whatnot anynomore.
October 22: Gas hits $2.999 at the 22 Mile Valero gas station on Highway 41.

November 1 and 2: Rain, rain, rain.
November 7: Pam and I have our first lunch date.
November 10: Gas is at $2.289 at the 22 Mile Valero gas station on Highway 41.
November 21: Mom visits from Japan.
November 25: #51 and sick, but add some rain and a Starbucks and a breakfast burrito and all is better again!
November 26: Rain continues to fall. Almost 1 inch falls.
November 28: Canon EOS Rebel XSi EF-S 18-551S Kit. Great camera! Thank you, mom!
November 30: Gas is at $1.779 at the 22 Mile Valero gas station.

December 5: Samson gone.
December 5: Company Christmas Party (mine).
December 6: Company Christmas Party #2 (hers).
December 8: Gas $1.629 at the 22 Mile Valero gas station.
December 9: Mom goes to Missouri to see family, friends and the gravesite.
December 12: Gas $1.679 at the 22 Mile Valero gas station. Here we go up!
December 13: Metallica at the Save Mart Center in Fresno.
December 15: Mom returns from Missouri.
December 18: Gas up to $1.799.
December 19: Gas down to $1.769.
December 21: Cousin Mel passes away.
December 25: Christmas. Wet and windy, but oh very white indeed.
December 27: Mom returns to Japan. How quickly the time flew.
December 31: 37,400 pushups; 75,100 crunches; 2,715 pullups; 3,810 bardips; 6,220 vertical knee raises; 268.38 miles walked/hiked/ran. Weight 211. Gas $1.849.

What happened in 2008.


2008 Resolution: Have fun
2008 Results: Had fun


New Year's resolution for 2009?










Have fun...



Wherever I may roam...

Saturday, December 27, 2008

SAYONARA





















Mom went home today.

Pam and I drive my mother to Yosemite International Airport. We get to the airport around 5:40 a.m. We park the car in the short-term parking lot. As I stepped out of the car and glanced at the small portal window near the United check-in counter, I couldn't help but notice a line of people. Holiday travelers. Oh boy!

As we entered the terminal and hung a right into the construction zone, the line to the TSA screening area was way beyond the Starbucks. Uh oh.

We get to the United end of the terminal. Yep, there are a lot of people in line at the United check-in terminal. We took our place in line. We noticed some passengers taking advantage of the express check-in and then getting their names called instantaneously.

My mom couldn't use the express check-in since she had an international flight. What? You are flying from Fresno to San Francisco and then onto Japan. Wouldn't you think it would make sense to use express check-in? Besides we are standing in line with passengers who missed their flight or their flight got canceled. Whatever.

Now, there are three people behind the counter. One man was handling all of the United check-ins. A woman was handling all of the Delta check-ins. Then there is this woman who had this phone stuck to her ear and her lips weren't moving. What the? Ordering pizza? Eventually I saw her lips move so I guess she was actually talking to someone. Well anyhow, the Delta woman finished checking in the Delta and migrated over to assist with the United man.

We finally make it to the check-in counter around 6:30 a.m. I keep glancing at my watch. There's time. Plenty of time.

Then we go stand in the screening line. Although long, progress was surprisingly quick. I buy Starbuck's for Pam and me. Mom didn't want anything. As we are standing in line this TSA employee, an elderly gentleman, was telling jokes and making comments up and down the line. "Ever wonder why they don't re-route your flight to Hawaii, but re-route to Chicago O'Hare everytime?" Funny. Got a good chuckle from the crowd. Good man.

After hugs and kisses, Pam and I waited as my mom made her way through the checkpoint. Being a diabetic, she is allowed to take water through the checkpoint. Although TSA does test the water for any explosive chemicals, they did not this time (they did when my mom flew to Missouri earlier this month).

Then this @$$hole bumps into my mother almost knocking her down to the floor. Appears he was late for his flight. TSA never intervened.

Anyhow, my mother's carryon is next to the guy operating the X-ray machine. What's up? One of the other TSA employees grabs her bag, places it on the table, and opens up her bag. The TSA employee pulls out a jar of Jif peanut butter and tells my mom she is not allowed to take it on board. My mom has this look of disbelief on her face. I guess TSA forbids the carrying of peanut butter on board any flight! However, they didn't take away the numerous garlic packages she was carrying. Note to self on this one. My theory is that since there are a gazillion people allergic to peanut butter and peanut products, the airlines decided they didn't want an epidemic outbreak of peanut rash on one of the flights.

My mother was distraught and heartbroken. I guess my mom told the lady to give the jar to me. Pam and I wave our hands at the TSA employee so she could bring the jar over. She walks over to me and hands the peanut butter without incident. Many of the TSA employees did get a chuckle over the situation. Unbelievable.

My how time flew. Where did the time go? She flew in here November 21. It was a very good visit. I just wished Pam and I could take some time off and take her to Yosemite National Park, the geographical center of California in North Fork, San Francisco, Monterrey, Bass Pro Shop in Manteca (just kidding). She saw things and visited places she never saw. My in-laws were a tremendous help in taking my mother into Oakhurst, Fresno, and Chukchansi Casino. I guess my mother-in-law and mom hit it off like sisters always going shopping and dining out.

Pam and I will be heading to Japan in 2009 to visit my mom and relatives. The highlight of our trip will be to scale the majestic symbol of Japan -- Fuji-san. Climbing it won't be easy when you are taking on not only the mountain, but 2,500 other people as well.

Friday, December 26, 2008

THE DAY AFTER

Pam, my mother and I drive back to Bass Lake in the early afternoon for a final look at the scenery before my mother flies back to Japan on Saturday.

The roads were in better condition thanks to the CalTrans crews.

On our way to the lake, a small pickup truck in front of us spun out on the slick road and wound up on the side of the road facing in the opposite direction. Luckily the plowed snow stopped their advance. They were in no danger.

I stop to slow down and check to see if driver and passenger were okay. They were smiling. As we proceeded, I noticed in my rearview mirror that they headed back the way they came. Guess enough was enough.

The drive to the lake was awesome. Picture postcard perfect.

















We make it to The Pines Resort and Ducey's around 2:00 p.m. We were hoping to grab a small lunch to eat but the establishment was closed and would not open until 4:00 p.m.

We decided to go to the Pines Market and my mother grabs a sandwich and a soda.

We travel through the residential area on the north side of the lake. There are some remarkable looking houses in this area.

We decide to go to travel on the south side of the lake. The water level is extremely low. We stop to take a couple of pictures at the Way of the Mono trailhead.




















Pam wanted to go to North Fork, but with the road conditions being icy in some parts and not knowing the condition of the roads to North Fork, we thought best to end our trip and head back to Oakhurst via Road 426.

Later in the evening, the family hooked up for dinner at Oka in Oakhurst for my mother's final night here.



























Thursday, December 25, 2008

WET WINDY WHITE WONDER WOW

It is "rein"-ing deer PLUS sleigh up here!

HO! HO! HO!

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas!

You bet, Bing! Not only White, but it all started with the wet and windy.

All my life I had never experienced a white Christmas until now. Another first.

After opening the gifts we take a joy ride up to Bass Lake for a photo opportunity and to witness an event not too many can experience on Christmas Day unless you live in the Northeast, Cascades, Rocky Mountains, Central Plains, or Northwest. I load up the snow gear duffel consisting of snow shovel, tire cables, snowshoes, Yak Trax, snacks, and Jet Boil. Also loaded a 50 pound bag of sand as a "just-in-case."

Blizzard-like conditions. The snow was more than two feet deep. The tree boughs were laden with snow. Snowplows out in numbers trying to keep the snow off the roads. The Madera County Sheriff telling pulling over people and not allowing them to proceed without chains. People shoveling snow off their porches and driveways.

We get ready to pull off the main road to Ducey's when we noticed a road block. Snow crews were busily plowing snow off the parking lot. It was best that we turn back and head home.

Cars off to the side of the road. Stuck in the snow. Spinning wheels. Tow trucks out in force as well rescuing stranded motorists. I would have stopped to assist, but I had my family with me and I did not want to risk a motorist losing control and colliding with us or risking getting stuck ourselves. Pam and I were the only two dressed for the conditions. My in-laws and mother wore shoes and socks not for snowy weather.

What the snowplows had done earlier on our way to the lake was now covered with six more inches of snow in a period of about 30 minutes.

We make it back to the 41 and Bass Lake Road intersection. I remove the snowcables from the tires and head back home.

As we near the top of Deadwood grade, it is snowing heavily, but not enough for us to worry. As we look left you could not see Oakhurst and the valley below. The snow was coming down thick.

We get home and there was no snow on the ground. We prepare the traditional Christmas. We sit down for dinner talking about our Wet Windy White Wonder.

Wow!


Front (l to r): JayMi, BriTt, Tre...oh yeah, Jingles the Wonderdog!

Center: OakSan, NaNa, PaPou, TomMy, ChrisTn

Back: Some guy, my beautiful wife, my broHammy-in-law, TheeOs, BRit









From all of us to all of you...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!




Sunday, December 21, 2008

FIRSTS TO END THE YEAR

Pam, Jaymi, Mom and I drove down to Escondido to take part in the annual family Christmas festivities. Drove down the Dreaded 99, to Interstate 5, crossed over onto the 210 and down Interstate 15 to the holy cities of Escondido and San Marcos.

The 390 mile drive took seven hours! We made stops in Fresno (Starbucks Venti Black coffee and sausage sandwich for me--the driver), stop in Grapevine for a splash and dash (ripoff--charged 30 cents above the "regional" rate) and San Bernardino (mom needed to eat due to her diabetes).

Firsts: I have never seen snow in the Grapevine nor have I ever seen snow on the eastern side of Saddleback until now. Magnificent to say the least. CHP were all over the place. Must have seen at least 10 black and whites.

Got to our destination...finally. After a few wrong turns here and there due to bad directions, we made it. Everyone was excited to see my mother. After dining on lamb, ham, shredded beef, turkey, salad, gifts were exchanged and soon it was time to retire.

Afterwards, we stayed in a Fleetwood camper at one of the relatives. Jaymi called Pam to tell her she wanted to ride back with Uncle Joey. Mom slept on the couch, while Pam and I slept in the main bedroom. Claustrophobic to say the least, but I can sleep in a tent with no problem! Go figure!

Sunday morning. The first day of winter. It was off to the IHOP on El Norte in Escondido for the Breakfast Feast First Wave at 8:30. The Second Wave opted to eat later in the day. I order a Colorado Omelet and opted for the pancakes instead of the toast. Where's the hash browns? Oh, they're an extra side meaining extra money!

At 10:00 it time to hug and say our "see-you-laters" to everyone. was off for the long drive back home. Pam suggested to stop at Tom's Farms in Corona, but I opted to keep going. As we passed by Bass Pro Shops in Rancho Cucamonga, my heart sank because Pam and I got a gift card a year ago and still haven't used it. We had to keep going.

Now, had it been a new REI store...

We had to stop in Santa Clarita to get some caffeine in my system at Starbucks and stopped in the holy city of Fresno to do some last minute shopping. We get to Fresno around 3:00 and it starts to rain.

We make it home around 5:00. Home sweet home.

On a sad note, Pam received a call from Jaymi as we were driving north on the 99 telling us that cousin Mel, who was suffering from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (Lou Gehrig's disease), passed away. He battled the illness for a long time. He was surrounded by caring family when he passed away.

Mel was a very popular family member. Always smiling. Avid fisherman. Family clown. Prankster. Class act. Fun to be around. Never complained.

Earlier this year, the family held a surprise birthday party for him knowing it would probably be his last. You should have seen that smile of his. He opened up all of the gifts like a little kid. He went around on his electric wheelchair to thank each and everyone of us for coming. He also went as far as sending thank you cards to everyone who came.

He wanted to visit our house so much, but the progression of the disease and the travel distance was too much for his frail body to handle. It broke his heart when he told us he would be unable to visit us. Probably the only time he didn't smile.

We will miss you, cousin Mel. We will set you a place at the Christmas dinner table for you. Just don't fling the mashed potatoes!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

FRED BECKEY

click here for the article in the New York Times

SEATTLE — He had been called a vagabond, a recluse and a schemer, a cantankerous mountain man hiding his little black book of secret climbing techniques from the world. In seven decades, he had claimed more virgin ascents than any mountaineer alive. Some ascribed his feats to vengeance of a long-ago slight, others to the murder of his own fears. He was said to howl at tourists. His past was the stuff of lore, his plans the stuff of mystery.

Then, this fall, word of his next expedition spread among the worldwide network of contacts whose telephone numbers he kept scribbled on notecards wrapped with rubber bands in the gearbox pocket of his station wagon. The plan was announced in disarmingly casual fashion.

“Hi everyone, Fred Beckey called yesterday and he is going to northern Spain in early to mid-December,” began one posting this autumn at an online rock climbing forum. “Might be a long shot, but he’s looking for a partner to hook up with in Barcelona.”

Wolfgang Paul Heinrich Beckey: The name, shortened and altered when his family had emigrated from pre-war Düsseldorf to the Pacific Northwest, resounded across the archives of mountaineering journals, the pages of literary guidebooks and the maps of newly discovered peaks. His own reluctant namesake, Mount Beckey, rises some 8,500 feet in a largely uncharted subrange near the Cathedral Spires of southeastern Alaska.

By the turn of the latest century, any self-respecting young climber could recite the high points of the Fred Beckey legend: Born in 1923 to a father who practiced medicine and a mother who performed arias, a teenage Fred rejected the life of a city intellectual for the pursuit of wild things. Learning to climb in the Boy Scouts, he joined the first ascent of Mount Despair in 1939.

As a young man, Beckey earned a master’s degree in business administration and entered the printing industry, but the assignments he accepted, like driving a delivery truck, traded career ambitions for precious time.

From his first expeditions in the North Cascades, Beckey cast himself as a renegade. Defined by defiance, he ascended peaks termed unclimbable by the Mountaineers, a local outfit renowned for classes and publications promoting the sport. In return, the Mountaineers rejected his guidebook manuscripts.

Many of the climbers of Beckey’s era, their lives staked on trust and cooperation, grew wary of his gruff manner, his outlier reputation, his intransigence. He was labeled a showboat, a womanizer and worse. When his partners were hurt or killed on expeditions, including Charles Shiverick in the Coast Range of British Columbia in 1947 and Bruno Spirig in the Himalayas in 1955, Beckey was criticized. In the early 1960s, as the first American team was assembled to summit Mount Everest, no one invited Beckey.

Setting out with his brother, Helmy, Beckey put up new routes across Wyoming, Colorado, California, British Columbia and Alaska. Though he preferred Alpine scenery, he climbed desert rock formations, icy crags and boulders, the Gunks, the Bitterroots and the Bugaboos.

As other mountaineers began to focus on repeating ascents for speed, Beckey roamed Europe, China and the North American backcountry in search of unconquered peaks. By his own account, he climbed Mount Rainier, a two-hour drive from Seattle, only five times. In the summer of 1954 alone, he scaled Mounts McKinley, Hunter and Deborah in the Alaska Range, an accomplishment that became known as his Triple Crown of First Ascents. By 1963, when he logged 26 first ascents in a single year, his legend was secure.

“He’s been everywhere, he’s done amazing things everywhere,” said Dave Burdick, known as Alpine Dave, a 28-year-old climber from Seattle. “And it’s just this drive he has.”

But in the fullness of time, Beckey’s legacy emerged as something grander than a list of records. That drive, born of a wanderlust once characterized as recklessness, fermented into a sort of sublime seeking. It appeared most vividly in his guidebook prose, a stirring amalgam of technical analysis, historical insight, geographical research and a sense of wonderment.

“If Thoreau and Emerson describe the transcendental American theme, then Beckey — after Ahab, akin to Kerouac — describes the oddly manic drive to scale and map and detail the wilderness in a modern way,” said Steve Costie, executive director of the Mountaineers, which eventually accepted Beckey as a member. “Almost adversarial; never transcendental.”
Far past retirement age, Beckey has kept hard to the road, recruiting younger companions to split the cost of travel.

“In my climbing lifetime, he was well known for being on the trailing edge of his career — that was 30 years ago, too — but still being ambitious,” said John Middendorf, 49, a onetime climbing partner, speaking by telephone from Tasmania. “His mode of operation was to invite climbers on expeditions, things he wanted to do but couldn’t necessarily do.”

This fall, despite the crumbling economy and the weak dollar, the chance to join the 85-year-old Beckey in Europe became a source of temptation for climbers around the world.

“I’m essentially going because, yeah, I like to climb, never been to Spain, but I’m mostly going to hang out with Beckey,” said Diane Kearns, 49, an instructor from Winchester, Va. “ The opportunity to get to know Fred is tremendous. He’s a legend in his own time.”

A few miles northeast of downtown Seattle, on a narrow lane of wood pines and berry trees, where the bumper stickers of parked cars promote Democrats, motorcycling and the concept of coexistence, an open garage door exposed stacks of mountain gear. Beside a “No Soliciting” sign, a lean, hunched figure emerged from a clapboard house. He extended a greeting: two thumbs up.

His breathing was labored, his hearing aid out of commission. His long fingers, swabbed with paint, turned slightly inward. His lips folded over his teeth and his silvery blue eyes were rimmed red. He wore a zippered Patagonia jacket, a huge digital watch and a ball cap that read, “Red River Gorge Climbing Coalition.”

Inside the kitchen, coffee was brewing. From the radio Don Henley sang about how those days are gone forever and he should just let them go. Where other people’s houses might display portraits of family members, framed pictures of mountain peaks covered the walls here. The table was cluttered with photographs and notes for a new manuscript, a career retrospective to be entitled Classic Climbs.

“You’ve got to be physically pretty strong to be any good at it at all,” Beckey said. “You’ve got to have a hard-core mental attitude. You’ve got to have the right mantra. You’ve got to have dedication, a sense of security, safety and sensitivity with your partners, and a good sense of balance. It’s a combination of many, many things. You need to have the capability or desire to accept a certain amount of risk. A lot of it is maybe spiritual, not a religious type, but you have to have an affinity with the outdoors.”

To complete his opus, he said, a handful of ascents remained, including routes up Mount Monarch in the Coast Range, Longs Peak in Rocky Mountain National Park and Mount Assiniboine in the Canadian Rockies. The coming European trip he ascribed partly to whim, partly to a desire to visit his brother, who has returned home to Germany.

“One of my reasons to do it is I hate Christmas shopping,” Beckey said. “I’m single, I don’t have kids, it’s going to be raining here.”

At late morning, he drove down to the new waterfront headquarters of the Mountaineers. As officials showed him an outdoor climbing gym constructed of composite rock and plastic complete with a short trail of rocks and an eight-inch layer of shredded tires designed to cushion a fall, two young women backed away in reverence, snapping photographs and speaking in hushed tones of “Mr. Beckey.”

Later, in a reflective moment, he would say: “You’re putting yourself on the line. Man used to put himself on the line all the time. Nowadays we’re protected by the police, fire, everything. There’s not much adventure left. Unless you look for it.”

But for now, Beckey dug around inside the manmade crevices, finding his grip, pulling himself up a foot, two feet, five feet into the air. Asked by the Mountaineers about his next expedition, he said he did not know. Then he slid down onto the bed of shredded rubber, remarked upon the fineness of the weather and walked up the hill and away.

Monday, December 15, 2008

YUKI

Japanese for "snow."

Man, is there plenty of it up here!

Snow levels drop to 1,500 feet. There was a little over an inch on the vehicles, but by early morning the rains melted it away.

However, there is plenty of snow above and beyond the 2,000 foot level.

From Fresno, the Sierra Nevada look majestic with their white-caps.

Friday, December 12, 2008

1.629

The 22-Mile Valero gas price bottomed out at 1.629.

This morning, it went up to 1.679.




It was great while it lasted...

Monday, December 08, 2008

DEER, OH DEER


























Another strange phenomenom occurred on Saturday morning...and then again Sunday evening...

I went outside Saturday morning to bring in the trash cans from the street. As I turned around towards the house, there were three deer behind the other garden.

Just so happened to be that one of them was the same deer I saw a couple of weeks ago.

Not only did "Buck" follow me again, so did his sisters, "Doe" and "Whiney." (More on how we came to these names later.)

I managed to make it to the fence line again with all three. My wife, my mom, my in-laws were all witnesses to this incredible event. This time Jingles was kept in the house.

There were plenty of photo opportunities and everyone was in awe of what was going on.

The deer decided enough was enough and headed down towards the draw behind our house. I went back in the house and let the dog out. Little did I know, the deer had returned to the fenceline, and Jingles takes off after Buck and as the other two bolted in the opposite direction. scares them off.

I bring Jingles in. Thanks a lot again, Pal!

I go outside to where the other two deer were. They were standing next to the road. As soon as they saw me they moved towards me. Now, Doe (such a unique name for a deer, huh?) approaches me and wants me to pet it. Meanwhile Whiney is whimpering but comes towards me. Pam goes into the house to fetch a couple of carrots. They do not eat them from her hands. They are munching on the acorns.

My wife sits down and pets the deer.

My father-in-law comes out of the house. He stands in the gravel driveway with a glass of orange juice in his hand as the two deer move towards him. He downs his orange juice just before he begins petting the deer. He even let one of them taste the residuals of the juice in the glass. He pets both of them. He is ecstatic. He cannot believe what is going on.


Then, Sunday night just after sundown...









I was outside taking trash the trash out. As I come back inside and walks towards the dining room, my mother-in-law asks, "Did you ring the doorbell?"

"No. " I had a puzzled look as to why she would think I would ring the doorbell.

She looks at me as if I were playing a practical joke. "Is there another doorbell out back?"

"No. We have only one doorbell."

I tell her, "Maybe it is kids pulling pranks," because earlier in the day I saw some kids I have never seen before walking down the street past our house.

I, along with my brother-in-law, go outside to investigate. I have my Maglite with me. I hear voices. I stand in the middle of the road while shining my flashlight in the general direction of the voices. I cannot see anyone through the foggy mist slowly creeping in.

I decide to jump in the car to drive in the direction of the voices. I see know one and I turn around to return home.

As I get near our house, I spy one of the deer off to the right next to the road. I park the car in the driveway. I exit the vehicle with my Maglite and walk towards the deer. It is Buck.

Buck starts walking towards me as I call him over as if he were a horse.

Now, I have never fed Buck. I do not know why these deer are so curious and are so unafraid of humans. I have had brushing encounters with deer on my treks up to Mt. Whitney, but nothing like this. I thought my first encounter a couple of weeks ago would be my last thanks to Jingles. Such is not the case.

I go in the house to get everyone to see this...especially my brother-in-law and his daughter. I go back outside and I startled Buck somewhat but he stood firm and stayed while the family came outside. I told Papou to keep a hold of Jingles.

I thought that Buck would dart off into the misty darkness with all us, but he just nuzzled up to everyone while he got his fair share of petting. He seemed to be enjoying it. Buck came very close to entering the house! No, I don't think so, Big Fella. Not with Jingles in the house. Nope, wouldn't be prudent. What I didn't want was a deer running rampant in my house in shear terror because of a small kennel mutt chasing after it. Oh what could have been did not happen. Whew.

As we reflected on what happened this weekend with our wild, yet friendly guests, my wife and I agree, as well as the rest of the family...




We love it up here.





Now, if we can only coax some wild turkeys to come to the fenceline...

Bow at the ready.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

GOODBYE, SAMSON

Oh very young, what will you leave us this time.
You're only dancing on this earth for a short while...

From "Oh Very Young" by Cat Stevens


Samson on the left and Delilah on the right.



















Samson is now missing.

My wife and I came home around 7:00 Friday night and he was nowhere to be found. After a thorough search of our property I could not find him.

Saturday. Nothing. Food was left out overnight with no evidence of being eaten.

Sunday. Nothing.

Coyotes? We do not know.

His hockey antics with the doorstop in the early morning hours. No more.

Him escorting me on the way to get the paper trying to trip me on the way back near the door. No more.

His evening feeding of wet food (cud fud). No more.

His resonating purring as he snuggles closely and DOUBLES HIS WEIGHT while you lie in bed. No more.

His sneak attacks on our toes from under the bed while we make the bed. No more.

His trying to eat dried seaweed while we have breakfast outside. No more.

We will miss him...




Goodbye, Samson

Monday, December 01, 2008

HIGHEST POINTS

Highest elevations in the U.S. (including D.C.). All elevations are in feet.

To give you a reference as to elevation, Santiago Peak in Orange County, CA (Saddleback) is 5,687 feet.
Mountains and peaks over 10,000 feet are in RED.
Mountains and peaks between 5,000 and 9,999 are in BLUE.
Mountains and peaks between 1,000 and 5,000 are in GREEN.
Mountains and peaks below 1,000 are in BLACK.

Alabama: Cheaha Mountain 2,405
Alaska: Mt. McKinley 20,320 - highest in North America
Arizona: Humphreys Peak 12,633 - Near Flagstaff
Arkansas: Magazine Mountain 2,753
California: Mt. Whitney 14,497 - highest in continental United States
Colorado: Mt. Elbert 14,433
Connecticut: Mt. Frissell 2,380
Delaware: Unnamed point, Castle County 448
D.C.: Tenleytown 410
Florida: Britton Hill 345
Georgia: Brasstown Bald 4,784
Hawaii: Puu Wekiu 13,796
Idaho: Borah Peak 12,662
Illinois: Charles Mound 1,235
Indiana: Unnamed point, Franklin Township 1,257
Iowa: Hawkeye Point 1,670
Kansas: Mt. Sunflower 4,039
Kentucky: Black Mountain 4,139
Louisiana: Driskill Mountain 535
Maine: Mt. Katahdin 5,267
Maryland: Backbone Mountain 3,360
Massachusetts: Mt. Greylock 3,487
Michigan: Mt Arvon 1,979
Minnesota: Eagle Mountain 2,301
Mississippi: Woodall Mountain 806
Missouri: Taum Sauk Mountain 1,772
Montana: Granite Peak 12,799
Nebraska: Panorama Point 5,424
Nevada: Boundary Peak 13,140
New Hampshire: Mt. Washington 6,288
New Jersey: High Point 1,803
New Mexico: Wheeler Peak 13,161
New York: Mt. Marcy 5,344
North Carolina: Mt. Mitchell 6,684
North Dakota: White Butte 3,506
Ohio: Campbell Hill 1,549
Oklahoma: Black Mesa 4,973
Oregon: Mt. Hood 11,239
Pennsylvania: Mt. Davis 3,213
Rhode Island: Jerimoth Hill 812
South Carolina: Sassafras Mountain 3,560
South Dakota: Harney Peak 7,242
Tennessee: Clingman's Dome 6,643
Texas: Guadalupe Peak 8,749
Utah: Kings Peak 13,258
Vermont: Mt. Mansfield 4,393
Virginia: Mt. Rogers 5,729
Washington: Mt. Rainier 14,410
West Virginia: Spruce Knob 4,861
Wisconsin: Timms Hill 1,951
Wyoming: Gannett Peak 13,804

Friday, November 28, 2008

NEW CAMERA

Oh...

Did I forget to mention I got a new Canon digital SLR camera for my birthday from my mother.

Nice...

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

5IVE 1NE

Yes, I'm bein' followed by a moon shadow moon shadow moon shadow.
Leapin' and hoppin' on a moon shadow moon shadow moon shadow.
And if I ever lose my hands,
Lose my plow, lose my land -
Oh, if I ever lose my hands
Ooh
I won't have to work no more.

And if I ever lose my eyes
If my colors all run dry
Yes, if I ever lose my eyes
Ooh
I won't have to cry no more.

Yes
I'm bein' followed by a moon shadow moon shadow moon shadow.
Leapin' and hoppin' on a moon shadow moon shadow moon shadow.

And if I ever lose my legs
I won't moan and I won't beg
Oh, if I ever lose my legs
Ooh
I won't have to walk no more.

And if I ever lose my mouth
All my teeth north and south
Yes, if I ever lose my mouth
Ooh
I won't have to talk no more.

Did it take long to find me? I asked the faithful light.
Did it take long to find me and are you gonna stay the night?

I'm bein' followed by a moon shadow moon shadow moon shadow.

Leapin' and hoppin' on a moon shadow moon shadow moon shadow.

Moon shadow moon shadow moon shadow moon shadow.

by Cat Stevens

Today, is the day. Another one in the record books.

Now, today is also very special in another way with many "firsts":

I never had a breakfast burrito from Whole Foods in Fresno on Palm and Shaw on my birthday.
I never had a good hot cup of coffee from Whole Foods on my birthday.
I never saw the sunrise on my birthday while driving to work in Fresno on my birthday.
I never carpooled with my wife on my birthday.
I never had a cup of Starbucks coffee on my birthday.
I never went to REI on my birthday (go figure!)
It never rained on my birthday.
I never got sick on my birthday.

Until now...

Especially the sick part. Got it from my mother-in-law. Got the sniffles on Monday. My nose runs better than I do. At work, nonstop. Every five minutes I grab a tissue.

So far, no one else in the family has gotten it from me that I know of.

Life goes on.

Oh, well...

If I ever lose my nose
Not my hands, eyes, mouth, legs (plus toes)
Yes, if I ever lose my nose.
Ooh.
I won't have to sneeze sniffle wheeze no more.

Yes, I'm bein' followed by a moon shadow...
Moon shadow.
Moon shadow.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED AT THE WOOD PILE

A funny thing happened at the wood pile...

This morning, I went to the wood pile to get some kindling to start the woodburning stove. As I was moving stuff around to get to the kindling and putting it in the paper bag, I noticed out of the corner of my right eye a deer...a young buck...coming towards me from the front of the RV shed.

"Hey, there!"

At first I thought, it was just curious and eventually would go away, but it didn't. It kept coming closer and closer. It stopped to rub its nose on the wheelbarrow handles and then proceeded to get closer. It pushed its head into my left side then down to my feet. It then started to rear up on its hind legs.

Whoa, wait a minute big fella, you ain't going to try it!

I turned towards the wood pile with the bag of kindling in my right hand. Now, there is nothing but kindling in that wood and I am not wearing any type of musk cologne. It still kept nudging me.

I thought to myself where is a camera where you need one? No one is going to believe me what is happening out here. I look around to see if anyone is watching. No one.

I decided to head back to the house. At first I contemplated heading into the confines of our backyard, but thought best not to (more on this later).

I thought for sure the deer would not follow me, but sure enough it did as we made our way slowly towards the house.

I walked outside the fence line. I look towards the house as I make it by the den, the laundry room and then the kitchen windows. No one to be seen. Where in the hell is everybody?

The deer is still following me. This is good. Now, where in the hell is ANYBODY?

I see someone in the laundry room looking into the refrigerator. I wave my arms hoping that whoever was in that room could see me and not startle the deer in the process. To no avail. Damnit! Where in the heck is ANYBODY?

In the meantime I am waiting for anyone to appear in the kitchen and look out the kitchen window. NO ONE! I look towards the living room window. NO ONE! Will someone please see me.

The deer goes around behind me and finds a clump of pumpkin seeds from a pumpkin we had gutted to make soup a couple of nights ago. The deer commenced to eat the seeds and pumpkin guts. Good boy. Keep eating. MAYBE SOMEONE WILL SEE US!

Then my wife comes out of the den area and walks towards the garage. Why are you looking over there? I AM OVER HERE!

She looks in my direction but fails to see me! I call her name and wave at her to get her attention and point to her what was happening. She didn't notice at first and had that perplexed "What-the-hell-are-you-doing-out-there-and-where-is-the-kindling-I-asked-you-to-get" look. Then the expression of amazement overcame her when she noticed the deer by my side. She mouths, "Oh, my god!" then asks me, "Where is the camera?"

"It is in our bedroom on the dresser."

She goes back into the house. Where is my mom? I know Pam's parents are still in their room asleep. Pam comes out of the den area with camera in hand. She starts to take pictures.

"Where's my mom?"

"I can't find her."

"Go get her, please."

As soon as Pam enters the house, the deer rears back on its hind legs. He wants to play. I back away slowly as to not make the animal charge or startle it. I pet its head to comfort it. Petting a wild animal in OUR BACKYARD! Now, that is definitely a first!

Now, where me and the deer are standing, there is a sharp dropoff about 75 feet down. Not much room for error. So I stand real close to the fence. If it charges or tries to flip me, I can hold on and then try to vault over the fence line.

Pam comes back out of the laundry room area and says she found my mom. Just then Jingles the Wonderdog comes outside just awakening from his slumber.

Oh no, this is not good.

I said to myself, "When he sees the deer..."

Pam gets ready to take more pictures...

In the milliseconds that followed after my thoughts and with Pam getting ready to snap some more pictures, Jingles sees the deer and starts barking. The startled deer dashes along the fence line towards the garage. Jingles wriggles through the iron slats and continues his chase of the deer. Way to go, Jingles.

We yell, "Jingles, COME HERE!" Forget it. The deer and the dog run out of sight.

Then, my mom comes outside!

"Where were you?"

"I was changing my clothes."

Oh well, at least there are three pictures.

The deer eating.

Where is my mother?

Does anyone else see me out here?

Friday, November 21, 2008

COMING TO AMERICA

Mom arrived today for a visit. She flew in from Narita, to San Francisco, and then to Fresno.

It is nice to see her again.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

WHATEVER...

To the trespasser: Made your asshole pucker, didn't I? Nothing like the distinct sound of a 12-gauge Mossberg pistol grip shot gun with the muzzle pointed in your direction. Don't come back now, hear?







To the gas companies: Gas was $4.099 on July 31 at the 22-Mile Valero Station between Coarsegold and Fresno on Highway 41. Last night, it was down to $1.989! How low will it go before OPEC shuts down everything? Anyhow, thank you in the meantime.

To the Somali pirates: Don't even think of it!























To Lance Armstrong: If you are worried about your safety during your Tour de France ride in 2009, stay retired! Let go the ego!

To Donovan McNabb, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback: Yes, not only are their ties to wear around your neck, but their are ties in the NFL. Where have you been?

To Hillary Clinton: Line of succession to the presidency is Vice-President, then Speaker of the House, then Senate Pro Tempore, then Secretary of State. GO FOR IT!

To the stock market: Plunge. Who cares? Our retirement portfolios are going down with you, too.

To Ayman al-Zawahri, al-Qaida #2: You're next. We got your jihad right here!

To the Big 3 automakers: Make better cars while you still can. We see more Hyundais and Kias. Guess we will be seeing more on the road now.















To Congress: Bail out the workers who will be losing their jobs at the Big 3!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

SAMSON, THE HOCKEY CAT

Samson has grown considerably since we got him. He is now just as big as Jingles. Jingles is a little jealous of all the attention we give Samson.

I have been feeding Samson the wet cat food every night. I buy the big can but divide the can into 8 sections. I feed him only one section per night. As soon as I open the door he is right there waiting. As for Jingles, he wonders where his "wet" food is. Papou and Nana do not feed him nothing but the dry stuff, so I offer Jingles some Buddy Biscuits from Trader Joe's and he seems content with that.

Now, Samson has seem to taken up indoor hockey. The doorstop we use to prop the hallway door open is now his "puck." He is constantly slamming the puck into the walls and crashing into the walls to retrieve it. This is at 5:00 in the morning. Who needs an alarm clock?

Sometimes he runs all the way from the den, down the hallway, into the dining room doing 360's on all fours. Quite the comic cat he is. He is also bodychecking me as I make my way around the house by cutting me off at the legs. He sometimes gets kicked by accident but he seems to enjoy it. Pain cat.

He is my constant companion as I make my way out to retrieve the paper every morning. He opens the door for me with his front paws (I leave the door slightly ajar when leaving the house.)

He is the only cat I know that can double his body weight as you try to pick him up from the floor to take him outside. Plop down boy.

He is now big enough to jump from the floor onto the kitchen counter. Bad cat.

Monday, November 17, 2008

BROWN SIDE "OUT"

The recent rains having come and gone and left their mark...the hills are turning green again.

Some of the local lower elevation mountains are now void of snow. However from Fresno, you can see some of the snow-capped peaks of the Sierra Nevada peaking over the lower hills.

Hopefully more storms will come our way during the year of "La Nada"...

That also means in about 4-5 months it is time to get the weed whacker and mower out. Ah, exercise in the spring!

To all of our friends down in Southern California...we hope you are out of harm's way during the recent fires.

Thursday, November 13, 2008