Saturday, April 19, 2008

YOSEMITE FALLS

Pam and I hiked up to to the Upper Yosemite Falls overlook for the first time. The hike took us 5 hours and 3 minutes and the distance was approximately 8 miles. We started from the Swinging Bridge parking lot, crossed the Merced River, and headed up. Our breathing was labored due to the altitude and the steep ascent up the 60 switchbacks to Columbia Rock. After a few mountaineer's breaths we were on our way taking in the sights and sounds.

We met very few hikers going up, but going back down was a different story. I almost got clobbered in the face by someone wielding a stick while he was talking to his friend. Another incident occurred when a teenage girl decided to sit down right in front of me because she was too tired. I was so close to falling over her. Some hikers were only carrying one 12-ounce bottle of water for the entire hike. One hiker dipped his water bottle in Yosemite Creek and was warned by other hikers, including myself, of the hazards of giardia. I eventually filtered some water to replenish his 12-ounce bottle. One hiker wore flip flops. Others inquired, "How much further?" Ju

Hike note: This was our first hike without using our trekking poles. Our weightlifting regimen that includes squats, leg extensions and leg curls played a key role in our strength and conditioning for this hike. The day was perfect for a hike. Some cumulus clouds started to form as we finished our hikes. Switchbacks? Too many to count. Next time perhaps I will have a precise number. I would be safe to say that there was at least 150. Trail conditions were ideal as well. No snow on the trail although some snowpack still existed off-trail.


Pam with Yosemite Falls in the background while standing on the Swinging Bridge.






















The Merced River has a lot of water flowing.





Looking down at the falls from the overlook.

Down in the valley.

The watch tells just some of the story.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Friday, April 04, 2008

HAVE TRAILER WILL TRAVEL

A 23-footer. Ain't she a beauty?

THE NEW $5 BILL















Thanks, Bob!

Monday, March 24, 2008

HOW TO SPEND YOUR REBATE...

As you may have heard, Nancy Pelosi, Senator Reid and George Bush have said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer, it will all go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Japan.

If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Taiwan.

And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer and visit the Native-American Indian Casinos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

WEED WHACKERS WE

Yesterday, I went to the holy city of Oakhurst to take the mower in for repairs. I was going to go to True Value and pick up the manual versions of the weed whacker both heavy and light duty. With these tools you can work on your golf game or work on batting practice. Anyhow the repair guy says two weeks? Two weeks? Great, what I don't need to hear.

After stopping at Raley's to pick up some groceries, I somehow took a "detour" to the Sears in town. Lo and behold there it was: a piece of art...a 6.25 horsepower, gas-powered, Briggs and Stratton weed whacker out in front for all to see including me. On sale, too, for $100 less! Clearance. Must go! I called Pam on the cellphone and asked her should I purchase it. We debated for a while. Meanwhile my mind is thinking the lawn mower won't be fixed for another couple of weeks, meaning the grass and weeds will be as tall as the sequoias by then. Logic persevered...bought it and brought it home. There were no "hard labor" versions at the Sears store.

Got home and took it out of the box. Filled it with oil (came with it) and poured in the gasoline. Primed it. Started it. First pull! Then it was off to the "jungle."

Wow! I was cutting down the grass like nothing. After about 3 hours of mowing, my body was aching all over, but after looking at the work I had done, I was very happy I made the purchase and got the job done. There is still more to do but a majority of it was tackled.

Today, Pam and I went back to Oakhurst to look for the hard labor weed whackers. True Value did not have them. The True Value in Coarsegold had the light duty version. But, the True Value in Yosemite Lakes had the heavy hitter.

When we came home, it was time to start hacking. We cleared the recommened 100 feet from the home to satisfy the fire department. Wasn't easy, but we did it.

After sweating and toiling in the spring afternoon under beautifuly sunny skies, we whacked weeds.

Job well done. Yes, we are both sore, but happy.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

@PRISON vs @WORK

Just To Make Things Clearer...

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10x10 cell.
@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6x6 cubicle.

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for.
@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off.
@ WORK
For good behavior, you get more work.

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
@ WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet.
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat.

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.
@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to got to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens.
@ WORK
They are called "managers."

Monday, March 17, 2008

WHO DAT?


Who is the person who decides what a gallon of gas will cost on the market?

Sunday, March 16, 2008

NEVER WOULD I HAVE THOUGHT...

To prepare for the grass cutting ritual, I couldn't decide on what to wear...

So I decided to wear my REI convertible pants and Columbia hiking shirt...my hiking clothes have become my work clothes?

Such a travesty.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

THE GRASS GROWS GREEN ON THE...

The hills are still painted white and the surrounding foothills are a luscious green.

With the rains, things grow. Especially grass. When grass grows, normally you would think to cut it. Well, for the first time in in over 15 years I do believe, I cranked up the mower and starting mowing the tall grass...yes, tall grass...as in up to your knees tall type of grass.

Stall...start...stall...start...stall...start. The agony of it all. Then something happened to the mower. I would prime it, pull it and then it would come to life and then die. I gave up. Something in the line? Nope. Something in the tank? Nope. Bad gasoline? Nope. I siphoned the gas out of the mower tank and left the lid off to dry out whatever could be in there.

My wife did say the mower had been through a lot. I agree. Will try again this weekend to see if I can finish what I started.

DANGER! DANGER

On the final switchback up to Whitney Portal, this slab of granite finally broke off.

Imagine if you will seeing this rock fall onto the side of the road just as you drive by.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

EPIC ON SAN JACINTO

The following is a true story.

Chillin’ with Ellen on San Jacinto
By Ellen Coleman

Well, I broke the first rule of hiking – never end up on the 5 PM news. I was looking forward to trying out my snowshoes (Atlas, moveable toe-cord, aluminum cleats) for the second time. I had used them for the first time to summit San Jacinto from the tram with my friend Lance three weeks earlier. I was debating whether to take crampons or snowshoes on this hike as I didn’t want to carry both. The reconnaissance from the San Jacinto Board was in favor of snowshoes which made sense due to the new snow from the storm the previous weekend.

I checked the San Jacinto weather forecast on the NOAA website (33.81N -116.68W, elevation 10539 ft) for both Saturday and Sunday on Friday evening and again Saturday morning before I left Riverside. The predicted weather for Saturday looked great for a day hike: clear, cold and breezy at the summit. A big storm was expected to come in on Sunday and I wanted no part of it. I wore Northface trekking pants, a lightweight Patagonia long sleeve shirt, Northface zip-up fleece jacket, REI Peruvian skull cap, waterproof Grandoe gloves with liners and carried a lightweight REI gortex jacket.

The Climb

I took the first tram up on Saturday morning February 2. While in the boarding area, I met a group of hikers with snowshoes from the Orange County hiking club who were extremely nice. I chatted with two trip leaders from this group on our way down the icy walkway. I carried my snowshoes and planned to use them when I started post-holing. We obtained permits from the Ranger Station at about 8:20 AM.

When we reached the creek, I opted to follow the tracks on the right hand side. I suspected these were Hal’s tracks from his hike to Miller Peak. At least one other person had followed this route. It was a comfortable climb with no exposure and didn’t require snowshoes or crampons. I was pleasantly surprised when I popped out in Tamarack Valley. I had a great view of Cornell Peak off to my right and saw footprints headed in that direction.

I continued across the valley floor, approaching San Jacinto from the east. Once I started to climb again, the snow softened and I sank up to my knees. I put on the snowshoes and followed another set of snowshoes tracks uphill. As I climbed, the route became steeper, more exposed, and icy. I took my time, making sure that I had good contact with each step. I finally came out on a ridge, turned north (right) and reached the summit at 11:15 AM. It was chilly, so I put on my gortex jacket and hunkered down behind the rocks for shelter while I ate my turkey and cheese sandwich.

I waited for about 15 minutes for other individuals to summit but no one came. The wind was getting too glacial for my taste so I decided to head down. I later learned that the Orange County hiking club trip leaders took their group through Tamarack valley, up the south face of Miller peak, through the saddle and up to San Jacinto peak. I had reached the summit before them because they took a longer route.

The Fall

My plan was to head down to the Miller switchback and then gradually work my way back to Tamarack valley as I did with Lance three weeks earlier. I didn’t want to retrace my steps on the descent due to the exposure, steepness and iciness of the snow. I started to follow footprints that I thought were heading in the right direction. The route seemed a little steep, but my pace was slow and deliberate.

I suddenly found myself sliding feet first down hill towards a pine tree. I heard a “thunk” (visualize the sound a melon makes when dropped) and felt moderate pain in my left ankle. The impact swung me sideways so that my chest made contact with the tree trunk. I took a moment to catch my breath and found my ankle wedged between a limb on the right side of the tree and the snow. It was about 12 PM.

It took a while to extricate myself and determine the location of my hiking poles. When I tried to stand, the pain was excruciating and I fell to my knees. I also had the sickening sensation that my left foot was not communicating with my lower leg – the ankle was completely unstable. I took off my snowshoe and tried to stand again with the same awful result. X-rays later indicated that I had a displaced fracture of the tibia, fibula, and malleous, resulting in complete disruption of the ankle joint.

Series of Unfortunate Events

I knew that I couldn’t make it down the mountain (even to Tamarack valley) and needed help. I did not have a cell phone and I was alone. I thought that I could intercept other hikers coming up, so I carefully crawled down hill for about 15 minutes. The descent became steeper. This was concerning as I had no real way of stopping myself if I started to slide. I halted, looked around carefully, and realized with dismay that I was not headed towards the Miller switchback. I learned later (after talking with Perry) that I was probably heading down the north face of San Jacinto. It was about 1 PM.

I decided my best option was to crawl back uphill to the summit. If I didn’t run into any other hikers, I could find shelter in the stone hut. Due to the steepness f the terrain, I made certain that I always had three points of contact. My left ankle and foot were useless but I was able to slam my left knee into the snow to gain purchase. After what seemed like a lifetime, I made it back to the summit. It was 2 PM and no one was there. From the multiple footprints heading downhill, I surmised that the Orange County hiking club and others had summited while I was crawling around with a broken ankle.

I followed the footprints down in the hope that I could still meet someone going up. The footsteps headed towards the Miller switchback – the route I had intended to go down. I yelled periodically but heard nothing in response save the wind. After about a half-hour of crawling downhill, I realized that it was too late in the day for any sane hiker to be attempting the summit. My objective shifted to finding the stone hut.

I looked around and realized that I was not in the right area for the hut. I crawled back uphill and evaluated my position relative to the summit. I knew I was too far east (to the right) so I maintained the same elevation and started crawling westward (to the left). It was 4 PM. At that moment I realized that I might die. I put that thought away and concentrated on moving as it was getting colder. I stopped periodically to look at my position relative to the summit and the surrounding terrain. I finally reached a spot where the surroundings looked familiar. I took a chance and glanced downhill. I saw the roof of the hut. I closed my eyes, said a prayer and looked again to be sure. I crawled down to the hut and said aloud “I’m going to live.” It was 4:30 PM.

The door to the hut was covered about half-way by snow. I pushed against it and nothing happened. I then hit it with my right shoulder (a mistake, ouch!) – nothing. I thought it would be ironic if my frozen body were found outside the door, which showed that I still had a sense of humor. I decided to dig out the door and used my hands and poles to this end. Once I reached the bottom of the door, I tried pushing it again. Nothing. I took off my snowshoes and sat in the “snow bench” that I had created in front of the door. I put my right foot on the door near the opening, leaned back into the snow and started doing leg presses. I finally heard a reassuring creak as the door began to open. I continued pushing until I created an opening big enough to squeeze myself and my equipment through. It was 5 PM and the sun was setting.

The San Jacinto Bunk Bed and Breakfast

I crawled in, shut the door, and surveyed my abode. Snow covered the entire floor and most of the other flat surfaces. Thankfully there was a sleeping bag on the bottom right bunk bed. The light was fading so I had little time to determine the hut’s provisions. And, of course, I had accidentally left my head lamp in my car. Although I was able to stand on my right leg by holding on to the rocky mantle, I had to abandon my search when I started shaking violently from cold and exhaustion.

I crawled back to the bunk bed, shook the snow off the sleeping bag, and pulled the bag around me. I was able to get better protection (more insulation) from the cold by using the bag as a cover rather than by getting inside. An extremely worn egg crate mattress covered the wooden slats of the bed. It helped block breezes coming up from the floor but offered little protective cushion.

Once cocooned in the sleeping bag, I did not feel cold. I was looking forward to resting quietly after moving for so long, but this was not to be. I started to shiver in a manner I’ve never experienced before. I shook violently the entire length of my body. I could hear the bunk bed creak rhythmically in response. This creaking evoked memories of a far more pleasurable physical activity, which at least provided some temporary humor.

Shivering thermogenesis is a very inefficient way to increase body core temperature – the body expends numerous calories to gain a small (three to four-fold) elevation in metabolic rate. I was very grateful that I had my percentage of body fat and not Perry’s or Cy’s.

Between the pain from my broken ankle, the intense shivering, and the uncomfortable bunk bed, I could not remain in any one position for very long. I would lay on my right side, then roll onto my back and then on my left side. Trying to move around without sustaining further injury reminded me of trying to log roll in bed after having back surgery. To make the experience even more interesting, my left calf would periodically cramp badly enough that I screamed. (At least I didn’t have to worry about disturbing anyone). I discovered later from my family that my backside was black and blue.

While in the hospital, Cynthia asked what it felt like to be alone and in the dark. While contemplating a suitable reply, Walt said “Those are the scary hours.” His statement is as perfect as it is concise.

The Scary Hours, Saturday Night

I felt both ecstatic to be alive and embarrassed. My first thoughts were for my family and friends. I knew they would be worried sick and I felt incredibly guilty. I wished that telepathy existed and sent good thoughts everyone’s way just in case. I hoped that someone would notify search and rescue that I was missing. I prayed that I would have the fortitude to carry on until rescued. I meditated to achieve some peace and relief of pain. I missed my Sheltie and five cats. At some point in the wee hours of the morning, I stopped shivering and found a modicum of tranquility. I did not sleep at all that first night.

Sunday in the San J BBB

As daylight dawned, I crawled off the bunk bed and over to the rock mantle and opened up the wood box containing the emergency food and medical supplies. Most of the food was freeze dried and useless as I didn’t have a stove or matches. I found a can of sardines, a bag of club crackers, a can of condensed cream of chicken soup, and a bag of trail mix. I really wanted an anti-inflammatory such as ibuprofen or naproxen but the medical kits had been stripped.

I hoped to find bottled water as I had consumed the last of my Gatorade early that morning. I found an empty 2 liter bottle of water and noticed another 2 litter bottle with liquid in the corner of the hut. Unfortunately, the liquid was yellow and I don’t mean Gatorade-yellow. I opened the top and sniffed to be sure. Yup, urine. Yuck! I would definately be eating snow to stay hydrated.

My feet felt colder than I was comfortable with so I took off my boots and examined my toes. The tips were blue but I could move them. I left the boots off to facilitate warming and movement and kept on my Thurlo 100% wool trekking socks. I had a difficult time getting the left boot off due to the swollen broken ankle. Next I evaluated my fingers. The finger tips were blue to black but the nail beds were still pink. I knew that I had sustained some degree of cold injury because I had lousy dexterity. Even putting the gloves back on was hard.

I heard the wind picking up mid-morning. I remembered the dire NOAA weather report for Sunday. Although I listened hopefully for a helicopter and/or human voices, the rational part of my brain warned the chance of being rescued that day were slim due to the high winds and snow. I also did not want anyone to get hurt coming to my aid – I could never forgive myself if this happened. I had no idea how bad the conditions really were until Cynthia and Walt visited me Monday evening in the hospital.

I knew that I needed to increase my metabolic rate to maintain a normal core temperature. Maintaining my core temperature would prevent a return of that awful shivering as well as help minimize the cold injury to my digits. Exercise was out, which left eating. The body’s energy expenditure increases after eating due to the metabolic work of digestion and absorption – this is called dietary induced thermogenesis or DIT. I ate the last of my baked Dorritos for breakfast and decided to have a go at the sardines and crackers about 11 AM. I loathe sardines but knew that I needed the calories, protein, and fat they provided.

I slowly worked my way through the can, alternating bites of sardines with crackers and snow. I had to cut the sardines out of the can with my Swiss army knife due to the cold temperature in the hut. I kept as much of my body as possible covered by the sleeping bag while I ate due to the cold. About an hour later, my gastrointestinal track rebelled in a way that resembled the eruption of the volcano Krakatoa. I was barely able to get off the bunk bed and somehow miraculously didn’t defile myself. After a second, smaller eruption, I took some Imodium from my first aid kit and this quieted the volcano.

About 2 PM, I decided to tackle the can of condensed cream of chicken soup in another attempt to generate DIT. The can did not have a pull top lid, which meant I had to use my Swiss army knife. Due to the numb fingertips, it took at least 15 minutes to find and open the correct tool on the knife. Probably took another 15 minutes to break into the can. I was lying on my left side – propped up with my left elbow while using my right hand on the can. My arms ached and I actually had to rest periodically.

The soup was even more difficult to extricate from the can with my knife than the sardines. Once again I alternated between chunks of cold soup, crackers, and snow. The “soup” had the consistency of canned chicken and tasted only slightly less disgusting than the sardines. I managed to consume about one-third of the can before hitting the gastronomical wall. Thirty minutes later I started to have abdominal cramps and pain which were only relieved by expelling gas. The odor was so heinous that I thought I’d discovered a new weapon.

Late-afternoon I started to develop a headache. This was not helped by the noise of the seemingly gale force winds that were blowing outside the hut. I suspected this was caused by dehydration (I had hardly produced any urine) rather than the altitude. It’s hard to consume an adequate amount of water by eating snow due to the volume of snow one must consume. I estimated that a handful of snow provided about 1-2 ounces of water at most. I ate a handful of snow every five minutes for an hour. I also consumed the club crackers to provide calories (heat) and hopefully counteract the detrimental effect of eating snow on my core temperature. By sunset, the headache was gone.

The Scary Hours, Sunday Night

As the hut became dark, I prayed that the Monday’s weather would clear and permit a rescue attempt. I briefly fantasized that I would hear a helicopter around 8 AM Monday morning. I did not dwell on this because I didn’t want to get my hopes up and then have them crushed if a Monday rescue was not possible.

I mentally reviewed the contents of the emergency supplies box to determine what else I could use for nourishment. I had specifically saved the trail mix for Monday as I knew it would taste good and help get me through another day and night if necessary. I was running out of options – there were several cans of tomato sauce and a brick pack of sweetened, condensed milk.

About 8 PM, I started to shiver uncontrollably again. I couldn’t believe it – this just wasn’t fair! I repeated the Saturday night ritual of rolling from side to side on the bunk bed. I wondered if I had splinters in my butt and thighs and just couldn’t feel them due to the cold.

The wind began to dissipate as the night wore on. Finally, it was blessedly quiet. At midnight, I heard a wonderful sound – birds singing. If the weather was calm enough for birds to sing, it should be calm enough for a helicopter. It rained briefly around 1 AM. Around 2 AM I heard the birds singing again. I stopped shivering, fell asleep, and dosed on and off from 4 AM to 7 AM.

I had some really bizarre dreams. Scenes from classic romantic films such as “Casablanca” and “Now, Voyager!” played in my head. (My younger sister has told me I watch too many old movies). At one point I awakened and thought I was home in bed. The illusion was broken when I opened my eyes and saw the snow on the hut’s floor.

The Rescue

By 8 AM on Monday, bright light was streaming in through the hut’s windows. I was munching on yummy trail mix when I heard the unmistakable sound of a helicopter. I threw myself out of the bunk bed onto my hands and knees and crawled over to door. Tried to yank it open and couldn’t due to snow that had blown in from the storm on Sunday. I nearly screamed with frustration and hoped the helicopter would circle for a while. I scraped as much snow away as I could with my hiking pole and pulled again – success. I jammed my body through the tiny opening and was astonished to see at least a foot of new snow outside.

I scrambled up the snow bank on my hands and knees (probably established a Guinness record for crawling speed) out to an area where I knew I could be seen. I got on my knees and started enthusiastically waving my arms back and forth over my head. I will never forget the sight of that beautiful helicopter circling directly above me. They acknowledged seeing me by calling out over the loud speaker: “Ellen Coleman, stay where you are, we are coming to get you.” I almost started laughing hysterically – as if I could go anywhere under my own power.

I laid on my back, said a prayer of thanks, and savored the moment. The sky was an amazing blue and sunlight reflected off the Salton Sea. The light was so bright reflecting off the snow that is it was painful to my unprotected eyes. I crawled back into the hut to stay warm until the rescuers arrived.

A face soon appeared in the crack of the door. I expressed my gratitude and used his ice-axe to scrape more snow away from my side of the door. Dana Potts and Robert May pushed open the door and walked in. During their assessment of my status, I told them about the broken ankle and cold injuries to my digits.

A funny moment occurred during a test where I was supposed to follow a pen-light with my eyes. I have nystagmus (uncontrolled movement of the eyes from side-to side) which goes along with my fair skin and blue eyes. However, nystagmus can also be a sign of head trauma. When I told the examiner that I had nystagmus, he said “Thank God!”

Rob and Dana splinted my ankle with tent-poles (Rob donated his Thermalight mattress and rope) and chair-carried me outside. I was placed on a large, unzipped torso suit with holes for the arms and legs called the Bauman Screamer Suit. Once my legs and arms were in the proper holes, I was zipped up. I was instructed to cover my eyes to guard against blowing snow while the helicopter descended and dropped a cable. This was attached to a big carabineer on front of the suit and bam! I was hoisted into the air.

Once airborne, I opened my eyes and looked around. I was spinning slowly in a 360 degree circle while being lifted into the helicopter. The view was spectacular and breathtaking. Definitely more fun than Disney ride I’ve ever experienced. I looked up and saw a foot on the helicopter skid and an outstretched hand. I grabbed the hand and was carefully raised up and into the helicopter. I was handed a head-set by the flight officer (Andy Rasmussen?) so I could communicate with him and the pilot Tony Bowen.

I thanked both men profusely (there is a reason that angels fly) and asked how they knew where to look. The flight officer told me that RMRU was communicating with my friends on the San Jacinto hiking board on my possible location. I had no idea of the extent of the board’s involvement until I talked with everyone (Karin, Cynthia, Walt, Perry, Scott, and Z-dude) who visited me at the hospital. Had I known at that time, I probably would have starting crying.

This was my first flight in a helicopter and the ride and scenery were exquisite, I told my rescuers that this really wasn’t the proper or subtle way to get a helicopter ride. Being gentlemen, they both laughed. We touched down on the helipad on Desert Regional Hospital and I was transferred to a gurney and into the emergency room for evaluation of trauma.

The Hosptial

On admission, my temperature was stable at 97.4. I had lost a significant amount of blood (about two to three units or pints) due to the ankle fracture and tissue damage from the stress of crawling and cold exposure. My hemoglobin was below 10 (normally around 14). I also had evidence of significant muscle break-down as measured by creatine phosphokinase (CPK) and myoglobin (an iron carrying compound in muscles similar to hemoglobin in red blood cells). With a very high level of muscle breakdown (rhabdomyolysis), the kidneys can’t filter the myoglobin and the person may develop kidney failure and require dialysis. Fortunately, I wasn’t that bad.

My family came in shortly after I arrived and enveloped me in hugs. I apologized profusely for putting them through this. They were happy I was alive and indicated they wouldn’t read me the riot act until I was healthy.

Robert May came into the ER to check on me as well as return my equipment. I was astonished that any thought was given to my equipment (especially those damn snowshoes). For heaven’s sake, the folks at RMRU had just saved my life! Rob even found my Swiss army knife under the bunk bed. I briefly explained what happened, how I survived, and thanked him again. How can you adequately thank people who have saved your life? He is a perfect person for search and rescue.

The ER physician, Dr. Davies, called in Dr. Paz, a trauma surgeon and Dr. Stabile, an orthopedic surgeon. Dr. Paz felt that I had 2nd stage cold trauma, but not true frost bite, and would likely make a full recovery. Dr. Stabile reduced the fracture under conscious sedation in the ER. The following morning, he put in a plate and screws to achieve better stability. My left thigh, calf, and ankle were about 30% bigger than my right thigh and calf due to swelling from the fracture. I also had subcutaneous bruising on both legs all the way to my groin, which made an interesting contrast to my undamaged skin. The medical care at Desert Regional was exceptional and I give the hospital my highest recommendation.

I owe my life and thanks to many people – RMRU, this board, and my family. Bless you all.

Miles of smiles,

Ellen

Friday, February 22, 2008

WHEN A HOUSE BECOMES A HOME (SORT OF)...

The view of the house from the road.

The garage and RV parking structure.

The firestand next to the pool with garage in the background.


The view from the livingroom and one of the ceiling fans.


The living room with wooden floor with woodburning stove and the culture stone Pam and I put up.

The view looking out our kitchen window. That is a manzanita bush. Can't wait to eat some of its berries.

The firestand and pool and the oak trees in the background.

The pool, the spa off to the right adjacent to our den, and the huge detached garage. The pool temperature is an invigorating 47°.


The view from of our den. When we sit in the spa, this is what we see. And at night, when there is a clear sky, you know what I mean.


The backyard looking down into the canyon. Our property line extends well into the oak groves.

The rack, the vertical knee lift to the far left and the roman chair at the lower right corner.

The setup. It is a bit chilly in the garage, but isn't that what a home gym is all about. I can't wait until spring and summer when things start to really "cook."


The set up and the Pearl drums. The white stripe on the lower left is the ping pong table. After Pam and I work out we play a game. She wins every time. And when she does, I take it out on the drums.

The spa and patio in the backyard looking back from the garage. The rose bushes are starting to bloom.

The western Sierra Nevada. At night, the hills twinkle from lights homes in the hills nearby. Reminiscent of the Peter Pan (according to Pam).

Zooming in on the mountains near Bass Lake.




The "house" finally became a "home" when the new dishwasher got installed.

Since we bought our house in October, we had purchased and installed:

Wood flooring and carpeting
Entertainment unit
Vizio 52-inch HDTV
GE Front-loading washer and dryer
GE Side-by-side refrigerator
Wine cooler (replaced the ugly trash compactor)
GE Dishwasher
Jenn-Air electric stove and grill
Ceiling fans (6)
Light fixtures for the living room, hallway, laundry room and bathrooms
Cultured stone and wood for the fireplace mantel
Epic Marquis Spa
Fireplace island (propane) with lava rocks (I am going to get glass)
Patio chairs (4) with pads
Weight set by TuffStuff.

The last "three" items on our list are a new microwave, stove, and a surround sound system.

Pam and I have literally spoiled ourselves since moving to the Northern Aerietories. We love it up here.

We look forward to our friends to visit us when they are in the area.

They may never want to leave...

Thursday, February 21, 2008

COUGH, HACK, SNIFFLE, SNEEZE...

In 2007, for the first time of my life I never caught the cold or flu...

Not this year.

It started in mid-January with a hoarse voice and nothing more...

Then, two weeks later, I had the sniffles and a bad case of sinusitis...

After thinking I was over with it all here comes the chest cold and cough and a fever of 101° and more sniffles and sneezes...

Guess I am not quite used to all of this clean mountain air.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

MORE RAIN...

means more snow...

The forecast is for rain for the next 5 days in the lower elevations.

The rain gauges up here at 1,500 feet measured three-quarters of a inch of precipitation. The surrounding hills at the higher elevations got a new dusting.

02/22/08 update: as of this morning one-half inch of rain has fallen. More to follow because it is pouring up here.

Here is what it is doing at Yosemite National Park courtesy of the Ahwahnee Meadow Webcam.

Monday, February 18, 2008

INSPIRATION POINT







As you can see from the pictures, the views were spectacular.

Pam and I decided to take advantage of the last day of the Presidents' Day weekend and go explore Yosemite National Park. Neither one of us have ever visited the park when there was snow on the ground.

We were not disappointed.

We wanted to catch the shuttle and hike up to Mirror Lake, but decided it would be too much of a hassle since we had time constraints and had to be back in time to do things around the house.

We headed back and stopped just east of the Wawona Tunnel and hiked up to Inspiration Point. You enter the park and heads towards Yosemite Valley. As soon as you exit the tunnel, immediately turn right into the parking lot. The trailhead is visibly marked. The start of 2.6 mile hike was a bit strenuous (almost reminiscent of Baldy Bowl or Vivian Creek, but once you got past the "breath away" point it was smooth sailing from there except for the very frequent postholing we endured along the way up as well as down. We carried our snowshoes on our packs as we opted for the Yaktrax for our journey. Maybe it was better we wore our snowshoes. Oh well. We had fun. In fact, we had a blast.

And to top it all off, a good soaking in the Marquis Spa...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Thursday, February 14, 2008

VALENTINE'S DAY "WIND UP"

A windstorm ripped through the area today. Winds were clocked at 50-55 mph.

The fiberglass awning on our garage patio sustained minimal damage. A section of our wooden fence between the house and garage was knocked off the posts. The posts showed significant rot hence the disaster. I managed to pick up the heavy section and place it back and secured it with long drywall screws. Our plans are to put up a new fence anyways.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

SIGNS YOU HAVE BEEN BACKPACKING TOO LONG...

1. You aerate your lawn with your crampons.

2. You begin buying your shoes 2 sizes too large out of habit.

3. You get mad of having to spend $40 on a pair of Levi's, but don't mind spending $200+ for a sleeping bag.

4. Your hiking gear is worth more than your car.

5. You give up a decent job so you can hike more.

6. You blow a good marriage so you can hike more.

7. Your body is worn out and you need medical attention, but that would take away from your hiking time, so you continue to hobble.

8. Your list of names for future trail hikes are longer than your list of friends.

9. Your ice axe and snowshoes are made of wood.

10. You can name all the PCT trailtown saloons, but cannot remember your significant other's birthday.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

ONE YEAR AGO...

On this date one year ago, I "met" a woman on Yahoo Personals. Her profile intrigued me with her simplicity.

Little did I know that one year later, I would be married to my soulmate.

I love you, Pam. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be "here."

Happy "Anniversary" and many more...



To the mountains we go...

Friday, February 01, 2008

THE CAGE

The Smith-half cage, VKR and Roman chair and 300 pounds of easy grip weights by Tuff Stuff came today.

We got the Smith-half cage at a tremendous discount after some serious negotiating.

Let the weightlifting begin...

Thursday, January 31, 2008

RAIN

Normal for full season: 11.31 inches

Month of January: 3.32
Season to date: 5.96
Normal season to date: 5.33

Last year season to date:





2.23




The mountains are looking good!

Monday, January 28, 2008

"TRI" FECTA

Rain...snow...hail...all happened this afternoon. The foothills at 3,000 feet have got a "dusting." Whatever melted away on Saturday there is now a fresh coat.

One and one-quarter inch of precipitation on Sunday and Monday. Nice. There are pools of water in the fields in the valley. The hills are beginning to turn green due to the rains.

Early this morning, the rain tapped against our bedroom windows. Winds at 25-30 miles per hour. My concern was water coming in through the door. Did not happen...thankfully.

It is now 7:48 p.m. and the temperature is hovering around 32°. Frost tonight. I draped blankets over the windshields of our vehicles to eliminate the next morning's ice scraping.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

SNOW II...WELL, MAYBE NOT

The temperatures rose up to the upper 40s and lower 50s on Saturday and melted some of the snow that accumulated on some of the foothills. A "storm" that was supposed to hit us fizzled and it didn't rain until early Sunday morning. A few downpours here and there but the temperatures are in the upper 40s at 9:30 this morning.

According to the rain gauges, three-quarters of an inch of rain has fallen. The low clouds are obscuring the surrounding hills and it is hard to tell if there is any fresh snow. It appears that this rain has melted what fell on Thursday.

Friday, January 25, 2008

SNOW II

And the rains came down again. The air temperature at 1500 feet is at 37° and falling. Winds are 5-10 mph.

Two inches of rain have fallen since late Tuesday up to Thursday and there is more on the way.

The Sierra Nevada have got their "mountain coats" and the views from the valley are quite spectacular.

There is still more rain in the forecast for the weekend. Rain totals at YIA for the month of January is 2.42 inches. Season to date is 5.06 (4.98 normal). Last year's season to date was only 1.73 inches.

Need more...

Thursday, January 24, 2008

SNOW

Over an inch of steady rain has fallen during the recent storm in the Northern Aeritories since late Tuesday and all day through Wednesday.

Then, there was this pleasant surprise...snow...all two inches late last night into this morning. Snow levels are at 1,000 feet and higher.

We live at 1,500 feet.

Yes!!!

The mountains are calling...

Thursday, January 17, 2008

102°

That is the thermometer reading on the new Marquis Spa Epic we purchased and was delivered and installed today on our back patio between our den and the pool. Measuring 90" by 90" by 35.5", the Epic has two pumps that pushes 450 gallons of water through 57 jets and has seating for six people. Two pumps and 57 jets. It provides the ulitmate hydrotherapeutic experience. It boasts a unique hydrotherapy pillar to achieve precision point therapy in areas not typically reached in a seating position. It has extra legroom, an oversized, barrier-free footwell, and strategically placed hand grips for stretching and aiding movement. The open, multilevel seating for six people features a combination of reclined and upright seats including the Adirondack chair which provdes full body support, while massaging the feet, calves, thighs, back and neck.

Pam and I haggle for control over the Ad chair!

Next is the "cage" and more on that later.

Friday, January 04, 2008

AND THE RAINS CAME DOWN...

and the wind is a blowing...

A hard steady wind with 15 mph wind gusts has hit the area.

We are too low in the Northern Aerietory. It is not cold enough to snow at 1500 feet, but I do know that 4500 feet and above there are blizzard-like condtions.

The woodburning stove is churning out the heat...the fire is blazing...I stand with near it with my back to it...it feels oh so good.

I stand outside in the patio and see my breath in the evening air as I hear the rain pelting the patio roof...it is a very nice sound...and the chilly air smells of the wood I am burning.

The amount of rain that fell during this latest storm was 2.75 inches where we live. With 3 rain gauges throughout the property, all three recorded the same amount.

Life is good.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

2008: A YEAR OF MANY FIRSTS...

The year 2008 will be a year of firsts for Pam and me...

We will...

Have fun.

Monday, December 31, 2007

2007: A YEAR IN REVIEW

February 17: I fly for the first time since 9/11/2001.

March 4: My sciatica flares up on the left side. Piriformis muscle is the culprit.
March 7: I fly home again.
March 10: My father passes away.
March 13: Funeral. Full military honors.
March 21: Aunt Kimiko arrives from Japan. Her first visit to the US since 1967.
March 31: I go to the ER in Palmdale for my sciatica.

April 16: Another MRI.
April 23: Neurosurgeon visit. NO SURGERY!

May 9: Mom and Aunt Kimiko fly to Japan.
May 12: Mt. Wilson hike. 14 miles; 11:24:00. First summit hike with Pam.
May 13: Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
May 16: 1,000,000th crunch at 0607.
May 26: Failed summit attempt of Half-Dome with Pam.
May 29: I propose to Pam while at her house.

June 2: I ask permission for Pam's hand in marriage. Permission granted. We later go to Whitney Portal to survey our "wedding chapel." Pam's first visit.

June 11: I move to the first floor of the office building. I finally get an office with a view.
June 17: Father's Day. Happy Father's Day, Dad!
June 18: 100 days since my father's passing.

July 5: Moving day. Good-bye, Orange County.
July 9: Mom returns from Japan.
July 14: Wedding day at Whitney Portal.
July 22: Auction. Everything sold.
July 24: Goodbye, Shelby County, MO.
July 27: My wife and I complete the honeymoon "loop." Mom returns to Japan.

August 6: Mt. Whitney attempt aborted due to work conflicts.
August 14: Training starts.
August 15: Pam's birthday.
August 24: My back "blows out" again.
August 25: We accept counter offer on house. The 45-day escrow starts.

September 15: Mt. Whitney attempt with Pam, Wes, and Sandra. I fail to summit. Pam and Sandra's first summit, Wes' second. Veronica was to go but had to back out due to family matters.

September 22: The first September snows fall in the mountains at the 6,000 foot and above.
September 29: My wife's last day at the Lancaster office.
October 1: My wife's first day at her "new" office.
October 6: The escrow signing and final walk-thru.
October 12: Training over.
October 13: The move from Southern California to Northern California
October 15: My first day.

December 25: Our first Christmas.

December 31: The end of the year.

And other notable events of 2007...

Friday, December 28, 2007

DUSTING

It is snowing.

Monday, December 24, 2007

MERRY CHRISTMAS

To my Mom and family over there in Japan and here in the States, my wife Pam, Jaymi and Casey, Joe and Ina, Joey and Brittney, Kuma and Jingles and Emerald, TeamBruin, Mountain Joe and family, Kandy Koyote, Kindra and Daphne and the TFG gang, the ODC gang, Bob and Jayne and Sarah, Ken Mc., Kurt and the SMI gang, Wendela, Garv and Heather.

Life here in the North Aerie has been rewarding...there is snow in them thar hills and quite cold, too! I have gotten my money's worth of all of the cold weather gear I have purchased over the last couple(?) of years from REI and Adventure 16. There is nothing like being all bundled up in down and fleece while sipping a hot cup of coffee in the backyard watching the sunrise with a slight breeze blowing in your face.

Oh, and I forgot...there is an option of sitting in the inground Jacuzzi, too, but it is too small for us.

Monday, December 17, 2007

T.G.F.M.

Today I received a Christmas card from my mother who lives in Japan. In it my mother talks of how she is getting by without dad. I know it is very tough for her without him. The family over there is doing their best to make this the best Christmas possible for my mother. The family will prevail.

My father-in-law said it best when I read the contents of the card while we sat at the dinner table: Thank God for memories. Couldn't have said it better myself.

I am not a religious person, but I do thank a Higher Power for all of my memories.

Merry Christmas, Mom and Dad...

And Merry Christmas everyone!

Monday, October 08, 2007

DREAM HOME COME TRUE

Pam and I signed the escrow papers on Saturday! Up on a ridge with an unobstructed view of the sunrise and sunset. Twenty-six hundred square feet of "breathing" room and a 1,200 square foot, 1.5 story, 3-car garage to boot! Add a Jacuzzi and a pool on over 2.5 acres and you got a dream home come true. Finally!

We spent a majority of our weekend at Home Depot to take advantage of their 10% deal on all appliances as well as the gift cards for certain GE appliances. A new front-load washer and dryer, a new side-by-side refrigerator with water/ice dispenser and a small beverage thingamahjingy, a new dishwasher, a new Jenn-Aire downdraft stove, and a new wine cooler to fill in the void where the old trash compactor would be replaced. All "cleansed steel" meaning you can stick magnets on the appliances (can't do that with stainless steel). Also, we placed our order in for the flooring (tile, carpet, hardwood) and that will be installed Thursday.

Move in day is just a few days away.

Monday, October 01, 2007

MORE "FIRSTS"

My wife Pam begins her first day at the new office "up north" today.

There were two going away parties held in her honor this past weekend.

The first one on Friday night was with the "big brass" at On the Border in Palmdale. Whitney Wes from the September 15 hike was there along with his wife and presented Pam with an REI gift card! Hmmmm...

The second party was held late Saturday afternoon at BJ's in Palmdale. It was time to either praise or roast Pam. Also in attendance were her boss, other supervisors, friends and family. A couple of people got up to speak, others just said their goodbyes with tear-filled eyes, and others vowed to keep in touch. They are a great bunch of people. Not only will Pam miss them, but I will miss them as well and I do hope we do still keep in touch.

Pam had spent over 30 years at this office in the high desert. That is a very long time at any location.

Yesterday, I helped Pam pack the Subaru Forester for her drive up north with her daughter. It was reminiscent of the time Pam and I did our Midwest trip to Missouri back in July. During my training I have been able to see Pam during the weekends. I would leave on Sunday afternoons to make it back to the hotel room where I was staying. Every Sunday was tough on the both of us. Married, living separately. This "living" arrangement will not last for long. Yesterday was the first time we left "home" at the same time in separate vehicles. Pam and her daughter went north as I went south. Again, the miles increase to separate us, but in a couple of weeks, that will all change for the better.

Pam, may you have an "uneventful" first day at your "new" job! I love you.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

PROUD

I am very proud of my wife Pam. She along with her two co-workers reached the top of Mt. Whitney. It was the first time for her and Sandra. It was a second summit for Wes in more than 35 years. They had to do it without me. I ran out of gas at Trail Camp. The altitude got the best of me.

3:20 a.m.: Start hike at the old stock trail
3:42 a.m.: Reach Mt. Whitney Trail
4:52 a.m.: The Whitney Zone
5:31 a.m.: Outpost Camp
6:44 a.m.: Trailside Meadows
7:55 a.m.: Trail Camp
12:09 p.m.: Summit
3:35 p.m.: Trail Camp
6:26 p.m.: Finish hike

15 hours and 6 minutes. What a day for all of us.

After training concluded on Friday, my drive to the holy city of Lone Pine began. I stopped at Carl's Jr. in Mojave to get a dinner consisting of a chicken sandwich, two large fries, and a drink. After scarfing that down on Highway 14 it was time to focus on my driving in darkness through familiar territory but under other conditions. I have never driven to Lone Pine in the evening. I stopped in Pearsonville, the "Hubcap Capital of the World," to get rid of the Carl's Jr. trash and refuel for the final 45 miles to Lone Pine.

I got to Lone Pine around 8:40 p.m. and made that left-hand turn to Whitney Portal. I stopped at Movie Road just to get out of the car and look towards the heavens. The Milky Way is a sight to behold.

When I arrived at cabin #12 a little after 9:05, there are 38 steps up to the cabin. My heart was thumping in my chest when I got to the front door. I knocked on the door and walked in and introduced myself to Steve, the owner of the cabin. I dropped my pack in the living room and went upstairs where my wife awaited me. The stairway is narrow. You have to literally climb up to the top floor. On the way down, you have to descend sideways. One false step and you go crashing down.

As I am lying down next to my wife, my heart is still pumping hard due to the altitude at 8,000 feet. I think I finally dozed off around 10:30.

Pam and I awoke around 1:50 a.m. I got my permit placard from Pam and secured it to my pack. Pam toasted half a bagel for me for breakfast but only had two nibbles. My appetite wasn't there. We put duct tape on our feet for blister prevention and made final preparations.

We leave the cabin around 3:00 a.m. for the one-mile ride to the parking area. We were so fortunate enough to park directly in front of the main trailhead. Keep in mind this is a weekend and one is lucky to find a spot like this during any day of the week.

We don our gear and make our way to the old stock trail. Somehow someway I "missed" our point. Pam was quick to alert me that we went too far. As we made our way up the three-quarter mile stock trail, my heart really started to pound. This is not a good sign.

We made it to the Whitney Zone without incident before our push towards Outpost Camp and beyond.

Once past Outpost Camp it was on to Trailside Meadows. On the way up just past Mirror Lake, I tweaked my back. The pain shot through me, but it was bearable enough to continue.

Just before Trailside Meadows, I could feel the altitude starting to take it's toll on me. I start getting a headache. Every so often I would have to stop and take my mountaineering breaths to rid my headache. Then I become dizzy and nauseous. Acute mountain sickness. This is not a good sign.

We stop at Trailside Meadows to rest before pushing on to Trail Camp. Again, every 100 steps or so, I stop to rest to catch my breath. At this point of the hike everyone else is doing well. I apologize to everyone about my slow pace.

We reach Trail Camp. It was there I decided enough was enough. With my troubles with altitude plus the twinge in my back, I told everyone this is where I stop and I thought it best to let the others go without me and not become a search-and-rescue project. I saw the look on Pam's face when I made the announcement. I don't know what she was thinking, but I knew that staying with me while the others continued WAS NOT an option. I told Pam it was okay and that I will wait for all of them here at Trail Camp. I kissed her and said, "To the summit and safe return."

As they made their way up the switchbacks, I tried to find a comfortable place to lie down. Temperatures were in the high 40s with a windchill hovering arund freezing. I tried to make the best of a bad situation since there is not much of a windbreak at 12,300 feet. I put on my fleeced vest, my Marmot DriClime jacket and my Marmot PreCip jacket just to keep warm and to shield me from the wind gusts. I still have a small lingering headache.

I find this ideal spot to lie down the middle of Trail Camp. It offered comfort and shelter from the Sierra wind. I laid my pack down and took a nap.

As I awoke from my slumber, a group of hikers came by looking for a place to set up camp. I told them that it was okay for them to set up camp where I was laying. After all, I am not the overnighter, but they were.

The group (two married couples) hailed from the San Francisco area. This was their first visit to Whitney. They had climbed Mt. Shasta earlier in the year. They asked me all types of questions and I was able to supply them with all the answers. Questions like which one is Mt. Whitney? How much water do we take? How much gear to take? How long will it take to reach the top? I answered all questions for them.

As they left for their hike, I asked them if they saw my wife (I provided them a description of her and Sandra and Wes), that they tell her I am wearing my orange jacket.

I finally saw Wes, Pam and Sandra around 3:30. They had made it. I kissed and hugged my wife and told her how proud I was of her. I high-fived Sandra and shook Wes' hand. Job well done.

All that was left was that 6.3 miles to the trailhead. On the way down there was some issues with knee pain and headaches, but nothing severe enough to worry. Wes finished well ahead of us. He took the Mt. Whitney Trail all the way down to the trailhead. Pam, Sandra and I took the old stock trail down.

Sore shoulder muscles due to ill-fitting packs and some minor blisters were post-hike issues. After dining on lasagna and salad, we all retired for the night for a well-deserved rest.

The last two months, Pam was worried about not making it to the top. WORRY NO MORE, PAM! You did it! My wife is a Whitney Summiteer!

Pam and I are planning for a hike next year up Mt. Fuji-san in Japan. Altitude shouldn't be a problem, just trying to get to the top while pushing and passing people will be strenuous enough.
After-thoughts:
The months of non-hiking caught up with me. The stairwells and gym were not enough to sustain my strength and stamina. Had I continued with training hikes in the Southern California mountains I would have fared better. A day of acclimatization would have helped, too, but that is not an excuse. The group arrived at the cabins on Thursday and did some acclimatization at Horseshoe Meadow on Friday. In my opinion, the successful summit of the group was attributed to their training regimen of running and going to the gym. You also have to factor in a lot of postitive mental attitude (PMA). They had it. I did not.